So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room
but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo
(my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad
Being the makeup junkie that I am, I ran to my makeup trunk and pulled out 2 concealers, brown eye shadow, bb cream, and powder foundation and went to work
I came out and he was like “That was Sharpie? You’re so lame.”
Joke’s on you motherfucker.
The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.
What did they have in common?
Exactly.Why look, at,that.
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
now he’s just somebody that we used to know
do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad
sad that no ones around to see me hell yea